It Is What It Is, By George

I'd love to take in this show in New York City, but since I can't, here's my rewrite of one its famous numbers, which I've tweaked in an After America/crazy CASMO way:

It is necessarily so,
It is necessarily so,
The things that Khomeini
Has said are so zany.
See, that's necessarily so.

Obama he sold out your kids.
Obama he sold out your kids.
You're so damned indebted
His "change" is regretted.
And that's necessarily so.

The "Zionists" hate "human rights,"
The "Zionists" hate "human rights."
The UN/OIC
Despise the Jews' "perfidy."
That's necessarily so.

Hate jihad? You're "Islamophobe."
Hate jihad? You're "Islamophobe."
And nobody likes you--
A "bigot" who's "spiteful."
See, that's necessarily so.

They toppled those big ole twin towers.
They toppled those big ole twin towers.
Ten years since that rapin'
The hole still is gapin'.
Has "Great Satan" lost all his powers?

It is necessarily so,
It is necessarily so
That CASMO hates Zion
Without even tryin'.
It is necessarily so.